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    Monday Afternoon Joke: My girlfriend is fed up with...

    My girlfriend is fed up with my constant wordplay jokes.

    I asked her, "What can I do to stop my addiction?"

    She said, "Whatever means necessary."

    I said. "No it doesn't,"


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    If I could....

    I'd give you more REP for that!

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    I could...

    and I did. That's great!!!!

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    And another:

    How does Moses make his tea?

    Hebrews it.


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    You're not getting a rep for that.

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    My racing snail is not winning races anymore. I decided to take his shell off to reduce his weight and make him more aerodynamic. It didn't work! If anything its made him more sluggish....

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    Quote Originally Posted by teejay View Post
    My racing snail is not winning races anymore. I decided to take his shell off to reduce his weight and make him more aerodynamic. It didn't work! If anything its made him more sluggish....
    Also snail related:

    Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big 'S' on each side of it.

    Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"



    More:

    What is this:

    @_! @_!

    Racing snails!

    Last edited by DaveP; 13th June 2011 at 06:19 PM. Reason: Add to post content.

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    My son's been asking me for a pet spider for his birthday, so we went to our local pet shop and they were £100 minimum!!


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    Now my girlfriend says that she is leaving me due to my obsession with American sit-coms.

    Happy Days!


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    Did anyone hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?

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    Brilliant, Heres another one...

    I was searching for ages to find a Coca-Cola bottle with my wife's name on.

    I eventually gave up and got the next best thing - a Kit Kat Chunky.

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