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    The machine that destroys everything - I want one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mattx View Post
    The machine that destroys everything...
    They didn't try a bowling ball...

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    Looks a little american - no safety guards involved So it's just a large paper shredder that will also shred chairs and people?

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    Don't get your tie caught in it.

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    His misses must have been well annoyed when she got home.

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    Sorry, but shredding a box of Tampax just doesn't impress me. "The machine that destroys everything" - what would impress me would be if you fed it to itself and it destroyed itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hightower View Post
    Sorry, but shredding a box of Tampax just doesn't impress me.
    Then you sir have never seen a machine shred sanitary towels instea......oh wait yeah you did

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    I get the impression he's feeding it the contents of his bathroom and kitchen!

    Edited to add: And wardrobe, garage and shed!!

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    Makes chopping fruit and veg a doddle! lol

    that said, it sounds like some of my colleagues eating!!!!



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