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    Leicester City Council 'not ready' for zombie attack

    BBC News - Leicester City Council 'not ready' for zombie attack

    I hope Somerset CC has something in place...

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    Ed Thurlow, who runs zombie website Terror4Fun, said he felt a zombie invasion in Leicester was highly unlikely.
    He obviously hasn't been round the Highcross Shopping Centre.

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    From my many hours of playing Left 4 Dead 2, I should be OK. I'll just find a frying pan and beat any zombies down until I come across the guns and ammo will be strategically scatted around the Town. After that, spray & pray........

    If I die, I'll just re-spawn in a safe room later on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rawns View Post
    From my many hours of playing Left 4 Dead 2, I should be OK. I'll just find a frying pan and beat any zombies down until I come across the guns and ammo will be strategically scatted around the Town. After that, spray & pray........

    If I die, I'll just re-spawn in a safe room later on.
    Do you think perhaps you play too many games?

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    Slow news day? I'd just walk like a zombie to the nearest shopping centre and find some other survivors... And keep an eye out for queens on my way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jawloms View Post
    Do you think perhaps you play too many games?
    Quite possibly. I think I'll have to come to terms with the fact that if I struggle with the zombie attack, I'll just have to Save & quit out, then go back to it another day...

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    Personally, I'd arm myself with a cricket bat to go and rescue my significant other with my best friend in tow, picking up family members on the way - eventually holding up in a pub, preferably one with some kind of firearm above the bar.

    This would not only allow me to survive the onset of the apocalypse but would also be a fantastic voyage of self discovery allowing me to re-evaulate my priorities culminating in a better quality of life with higher appreciation for the blessings I have.

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    I'd hold up in a Supermarket. Endless supplies and lots of beer. Plus easy to secure with only a front and rear entrance (plus the odd fire exit).

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    Quote Originally Posted by korifugi View Post
    Personally, I'd arm myself with a cricket bat to go and rescue my significant other with my best friend in tow, picking up family members on the way - eventually holding up in a pub, preferably one with some kind of firearm above the bar.

    This would not only allow me to survive the onset of the apocalypse but would also be a fantastic voyage of self discovery allowing me to re-evaulate my priorities culminating in a better quality of life with higher appreciation for the blessings I have.
    This sounds familiar, did this already happen???

    (Off topic: i can't use any of the tools when creating a reply or topic. The toolbars don't work and the smilies don't work either! any ideas?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by korifugi View Post
    Personally, I'd arm myself with a cricket bat to go and rescue my significant other with my best friend in tow, picking up family members on the way - eventually holding up in a pub, preferably one with some kind of firearm above the bar.

    This would not only allow me to survive the onset of the apocalypse but would also be a fantastic voyage of self discovery allowing me to re-evaulate my priorities culminating in a better quality of life with higher appreciation for the blessings I have.
    That'd make a great film plot...

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    The CDC in America recently published emergency advice for zombie attacks. CDC EPR | Social Media | Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse - Blog

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    Well what happens if announce to zombies you have no plan.. they attack

    BBC News - Zombie fans invade 'unprepared' Leicester

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