Jokes/Interweb Things Thread, Leicester City Council 'not ready' for zombie attack in Fun Stuff; BBC News - Leicester City Council 'not ready' for zombie attack
I hope Somerset CC has something in place......
10th June 2011, 10:02 AM #1
Leicester City Council 'not ready' for zombie attack
10th June 2011, 10:06 AM #2
He obviously hasn't been round the Highcross Shopping Centre.
Ed Thurlow, who runs zombie website Terror4Fun, said he felt a zombie invasion in Leicester was highly unlikely.
10th June 2011, 10:12 AM #3
From my many hours of playing Left 4 Dead 2, I should be OK. I'll just find a frying pan and beat any zombies down until I come across the guns and ammo will be strategically scatted around the Town. After that, spray & pray........
If I die, I'll just re-spawn in a safe room later on.
10th June 2011, 10:19 AM #4
Do you think perhaps you play too many games?
Originally Posted by Rawns
10th June 2011, 10:20 AM #5
Slow news day? I'd just walk like a zombie to the nearest shopping centre and find some other survivors... And keep an eye out for queens on my way!
10th June 2011, 10:22 AM #6
Quite possibly. I think I'll have to come to terms with the fact that if I struggle with the zombie attack, I'll just have to Save & quit out, then go back to it another day...
Originally Posted by Jawloms
10th June 2011, 10:25 AM #7
Personally, I'd arm myself with a cricket bat to go and rescue my significant other with my best friend in tow, picking up family members on the way - eventually holding up in a pub, preferably one with some kind of firearm above the bar.
This would not only allow me to survive the onset of the apocalypse but would also be a fantastic voyage of self discovery allowing me to re-evaulate my priorities culminating in a better quality of life with higher appreciation for the blessings I have.
10th June 2011, 10:27 AM #8
I'd hold up in a Supermarket. Endless supplies and lots of beer. Plus easy to secure with only a front and rear entrance (plus the odd fire exit).
10th June 2011, 10:36 AM #9
This sounds familiar, did this already happen???
Originally Posted by korifugi
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10th June 2011, 11:15 AM #10
That'd make a great film plot...
Originally Posted by korifugi
10th June 2011, 11:16 AM #11
The CDC in America recently published emergency advice for zombie attacks. CDC EPR | Social Media | Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse - Blog
18th June 2011, 07:47 PM #12
Well what happens if announce to zombies you have no plan.. they attack
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