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    Bonus Friday Joke

    Bonus joke for the scientists:

    Did you hear about the guy who cooled himself to absolute zero?

    He’s 0K now.

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    I persuaded my girlfriend 2 smuggle my coke through customs by stickin it up her bum.............

    I didnt know I could buy another can in the departure lounge


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    I held my first group meeting for people suffering from paranoia today. A few of them left in a worse state then when they arrived. I only told them that I'd discreetly follow them to see how their progress was getting on.

    What's the worst thing about bigamy? Two mother-in-laws

    I used to love playing Hide and go Seek with my watch, but I just can't seem to find the time anymore.

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    Talking of watches....

    The two lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday....

    I think they mis-understood when I said I wanna watch....

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