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    Clairvoyance Predicting what is wrong with the computer and how long it will take to fix while possessing no technical skill.

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    Money Tree: Put in a request for some equipment and expect the IT department to pay for it
    World Wide Copy in the entire organisation in an email sent to a specific person.

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    Inspector Gadget: Buy a totally superfluous gadget that doesn’t work with school systems without consulting anyone, because it will 'revolutionize teaching as we know it'.

    It’s more of a Shelbyville idea: Another school has bought this very expensive system, although we have no use for it we must buy one too.
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    Roadblock: Stop a technician in the corridor
    Do You Have Papers?: Request they provide a solution on the spot.

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    Charity Begins at Home: Donate obsolete IT equipment to the school
    Greenpeace: Give a box of out of date ink cartridges to the IT department

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    Colour Magic: "Borrow" new toner cartridges from another department for your colour printer.

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    Socialite: Request Proxy access to browse Facebook.
    Infiltration: Successfully create an account on EduGeek.
    Blackout: Trip the power to an IT room using the emergency switch.
    The Cold War: Help fuel an 'us vs them' attitude among teaching staff.

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    Watch the birdie: Take a digital camera from the ICT dept "to use for an hour or so" and keep it in your filing cabinet for 3 months.

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    I'm starting to think I should have just linked everyone to this thread...

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    The Shaggy Award: When asked what happened simply reply "It wasn't me"

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    Blockbuster: Ask the ICT Technicians to copy some dvds of the latest film for your "personal use".

    Ahoy Me Hearties!: Demand a copy of Windows 7 & Office 2010 with the schools license keys from the ICT technicians for your home pc.

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    Berners-Lee: Ask a technician if they "Make websites nice"

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    Jack of All Trades: Ask a technician if they could watch the class for you.

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    Do You Have Papers?: Request they provide a solution on the spot.
    That one would work with
    Haben Sie ein Papieren? (sp?) too

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    Friendly Fire: Blame another teacher in your department for something that you've broken.

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