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    Friday Joke [Posted Early On Thursday Evening] My Friend David lost his ID...

    Now we just call him Dav.


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    Urgh!!!

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    very poor

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    Quote Originally Posted by jinnantonnixx View Post
    very poor
    Yeah. I thought I had spotted a theme running through the Friday Jokes.

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    And it was at this time, during the darkest days of Christianity that as he was nailed to the Cross, and raised up for all to gaze upon his tortured and twisted body, he looked down wearily at his 12 apostles and speaking softly with his last gasping breath, said unto them. "Don't touch my fg Easter Eggs, I'll be back on Monday!"

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    A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No, we haven't got any fg bread."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any fg bread, ask me again and I'll nail your fg beak to the bar you irritating bd of a fg bird!"

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    Duck says: "Got any bread?

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    I love that duck one Gatt Talking of ducks... How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it into a microwave until it’s bill withers.

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