A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying “‘Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket – I’m awfully cold.”

“I have a better idea,” she replied “Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.”

“Wow!…That’s a great idea!”, he exclaimed.

“Good,” she replied…. “Get your own damn blanket.”

After a moment of silence,… he farted.