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    Well it is Friday!

    Two men working in a margarine factory and one guy on the mixer said "Look! Look! there's a face of Jesus in the Margarine" and his mate an Indian said "I can't believe it's not Buddha"

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    Doctor doctor I think I am going deaf

    What are the symptoms?

    a cartoon family from America

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    A woman tripped up while doing the hoovering impaling herself on the hoover attachment, She was rushed to hospital and underwent treatment.

    The doctors say it was touch and go but shes picking up nicely..

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    Quote Originally Posted by LiamH View Post
    A woman tripped up while doing the hoovering impaling herself on the hoover attachment, She was rushed to hospital and underwent treatment.

    The doctors say it was touch and go but shes picking up nicely..

    Very good!

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    A man went to the doctors complaining of strange pains in his bottom. The doctor asked the man to bend over so he could take a look. The doctor instantly said "I see you're problem" and proceed to pull a 10 note out, followed by another, followed by another. This went on for some time until the doctor counted he'd pull 1990 out. The man said "see, I knew I wasn't feeling too grand"

    He went back the week after to complain about further pains, so again, the doctor asked him to bend over and he saw a piece of lettuce sticking out. The man said "I know, and that's just the tip of the iceberg"


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