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    Who says nothing happens in Ipswich!

    Ipswich: Woman stuck in toilet - News - Evening Star

    I particularly like the caption under the photo!

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    Breaking news! what the... with the bananas is with caption??

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    We Ipswich people do like to get stuck in stuff......

    Update: Fire crews rescue man from McDonalds straw dispenser - News - Evening Star

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    One appliance from Princes Street was sent to release the woman.
    They sent a toaster to do a mans job?!

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    You see now?

    You see why I want to move to Northants?

    Less weirdness.....

    LOL!!!

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    This is how you hype a story...

    http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/Jesus...ail/story.html


    "The fire was hot, it was a towering inferno

    I stood between her and the fire and shielded her from it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by MK-2 View Post
    They sent a toaster to do a mans job?!
    One day the Toasters will rebel...

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    Our local paper are at it again! Read all about the "blaze" which was a curtain and was put out before the fire crew even arrived......

    Felixstowe: Fire crews called to blaze in Bonmarche - News - Felixstowe Star

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    LMFAO!!!!!

    I GOTTA SAY, reading through this thread, and it's links and replies, has made me cry in a laughing manner. Oh. My. God.

    LOLOLOLOL!!!

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    I never knew life in Suffolk was so exciting @Jawloms

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    Man narrowly avoids scalding whole body. Fortunately it was only a mug and he had let the tea cool. Even more fortunately he didn't spill any.

    Makes you wonder if we really need to waste Internet Ink in this way. I hope they don't have a paper version.

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    This is the same newspaper who in their shop window have masses of photos on A4 pieces of paper, and every single one says "Click here to insert title" at the top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jawloms View Post
    Who says nothing happens in Ipswich!
    And now:

    UK Town of Ipswich Remodelled As Zelda Level - Slashdot

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    And again.....

    East Anglia: Rolling back time on October 27 - News - Felixstowe Star

    When is the rest of the country going to catch up with East Anglia and change their clocks too then? We are so ahead, we should be in the 22nd century by now!

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