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    Worlds Geekiest Your Mum joke


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    LMAO rep++

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    i was in stitches when I saw that

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    LMAO! Brilliant!

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    HA!

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    Glad to see other geeks appreciate the humour!

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    And there is another one!

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    And here are some more

    Your mum’s so dumb she asked her computer kernel to fry her up some chicken.
    Your mumma’s so dumb that when I asked her for her MAC address she gave me the location of the nearest Mc. Donald’s.
    Your mum’s so dumb when I asked if she had an SSID she said don’t worry we’ll use protection.
    Your mummas so dumb she went to the zoo to get more RAM.
    Your mum’s so dumb she asked me if her computer processor could slice and dice too.
    Your mumma’s so dumb she got a saddle for her Trojan horse.
    Your mumma’s password is so weak you could crack it with a toothpick.
    Your mums so dumb she uses her car key for asymmetric encryption.
    Your mum is so ugly that a whois query won’t even do a look up on her.
    Your mum is so dumb she thought a runtime error was something that happens when you’re sitting on the toilet.
    Your mum is so stupid she tried looking for the Indian living in her SMTP.
    Your mum’s so fat, she thought 256 bytes was a new diet.
    Your mum’s so dumb, she got out her Dr. Scholl’s shoe inserts when I told her to boot into safe mode.
    Your mum’s so dirty, she thought a debugger would get rid of all those roaches she lives with.
    Your mums so dumb she thought her pop account came with free soda.
    Your mum is so dumb she thought broadband was a new pant size.
    Your mums so dumb she tried to clean the grease out of her spam filter.
    Your mum is so dumb she thought she could talk to the dead on the Ethernet.
    Your mumma is so dumb she took her trainers off when she got a run-time error.

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    lol brilliant
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