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    Friday Joke

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    A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

    A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

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    [BANGS HEAD ON DESK REPEATEDLY]

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    I went to Blockbusters the other night and asked if I could have Batman Forever on DVD. The guy said, "No, you can have it for one night like everyone else!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by webman View Post
    I went to Blockbusters the other night and asked if I could have Batman Forever on DVD. The guy said, "No, you can have it for one night like everyone else!"
    1 night, thats awful...

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