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    sky Hooks, Glass hammer etc

    We keep getting a select few kids in asking Do you have tartan paint for {teachername} and we keep no, but we could do with {InsertOneBack} though.

    Now on the {InsertOneBack} we have the following but could do with some more:
    Glass Hammer
    Left handed screw driver
    skirtingboard ladders
    sky hooks
    spirit level bubbles
    Reversable drill to fill holes back in
    rubber nails
    long weight
    left screws for left handed screw driver
    tin of elbow grease


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    A bag of pixels for your monitor

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    Well that's just silly, most of this can be easily obtained online.

    http://www.david.zen.co.uk/toolstore/Online_Catalogue_Consumables_3.html

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    You could always use the classic two ronnies sketch "Four Candles".

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeightonJames View Post
    You could always use the classic two ronnies sketch "Four Candles".
    This one's particularly brilliant of the teacher goes along with it and sends them back

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    that's what i was thinking! You could have the poor blighter walking backwards and forwards all day long

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    In my old job the network was on Token Ring - some of you youngsters I very much doubt have even heard of that - anyhoo, when it all went wrong we used to say the Token Ring Network had run out of tokens...... Not many laughed - shame.

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    Used to use the excuse that the reason for people's PCs running slow was that their hard drives were built in the southern hemisphere therefore spun the other way which windows & OS/2 didn't like..... No one laughed at that one either. Shame......

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattx View Post
    Used to use the excuse that the reason for people's PCs running slow was that their hard drives were built in the southern hemisphere therefore spun the other way which windows & OS/2 didn't like..... No one laughed at that one either. Shame......
    The South Africans must have the wrong plugholes as theirs empty the same way as ours.

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    Also used to use 'cosmic radiation' as a good reason as to why people's CRTs used to get all fuzzy - then I used to 'whip out' Ooooerrr - my de-gaussing tool and put it right......

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    Straight hook, bag for the Dyson, Virtual memory

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattx View Post
    Used to use the excuse that the reason for people's PCs running slow was that their hard drives were built in the southern hemisphere therefore spun the other way which windows & OS/2 didn't like..... No one laughed at that one either. Shame......
    Quality!

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