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    Urgent message from the Home Office

    Urgent Message from the Home Office:

    We have discovered that terrorists have been hiding bombs in tins of Alphabet Spaghetti.

    If the explode, it could spell disaster...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gonk View Post
    Urgent Message from the Home Office:

    We have discovered that terrorists have been hiding bombs in tins of Alphabet Spaghetti.

    If the explode, it could spell disaster...

    You should get banned for that !!

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    I thought the bad joke telling was my job on this forum!

    *groan*

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattx View Post
    You should get banned for that !!
    +1 I'm afraid.

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    Thought it was pretty good actually.....should I have kept this to myself! ha

    Chris

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    Banned, shot, deported... take you pick! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattx View Post
    You should get banned for that !!
    /me hovers ban hammer over gonk, its teetering on the edge

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    Can of worms!

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    Hahahaha... copied to my mobile and sent to lots of poeple...

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    ok, ok.... it was just that it amused me.... honest...

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    Play him off Johnny

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    [QUOTE=MK-2;601381]Play him off JohnnyQUOTE]

    Funniest line in FG ever to explain why Johnny was in hell....

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    Quote Originally Posted by GREED View Post
    Funniest line in FG ever to explain why Johnny was in hell....
    one of many. but it certainly came out of nowhere

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