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    Friday Joke

    I have this racing snail but heís not been winning many races lately.
    I removed his shell to make him more aerodynamic.
    It didnít work, if anything heís become more sluggish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatmas View Post
    I have this racing snail but he’s not been winning many races lately.
    I removed his shell to make him more aerodynamic.
    It didn’t work, if anything he’s become more sluggish.
    oh dear.

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    I bet you were watching Autumn Watch on the Beeb last night? I saw Chris Packham do that joke...

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    I actually didn't watch it.

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    That is really funny - I love it!

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    I am sure its not time for Xmas cracker jokes; so sure I am prepared to shoot you for that joke

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    Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher they fired last week? She couldn't control her pupils.

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