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    Went to a seafood disco...

    ...and pulled a Mussel.

    sorry.

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    has someone moved the BAN button? i can't see it anymore.



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    Oh, there is plenty more where that came from...

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    More! More!!!

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    This forum is no plaice for these kind of jokes...

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    Following the approval of Viagra by the UK's health authorities,
    the first shipment arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but was hijacked on the way to the depot.

    Scotland Yard have warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.

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    What, no more jokes? Have you clammed up?

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    One of the worst puns ever

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    Cod have done better.

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    Well, there's no need to batter me over it.

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    He's carrying on just for the halibut...

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    Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was great.

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    What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ?
    The Codfather....

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    What do you get if you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

    A-flat minor.

    Had Enough?

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