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    Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MK-2 View Post
    this is ofishally the worst thread here. you should all take the opportunaty to view other threads, perhaps the COD black ops one for example.
    Im taking that pretty personally.

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    6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TopBanana View Post
    Following the approval of Viagra by the UK's health authorities,
    the first shipment arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but was hijacked on the way to the depot.

    Scotland Yard have warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.
    I tried one of those Viagras the other day but it got stuck in my throat... I had a stiff neck for hours!!

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    What did the slug say to the snail?
    "Big Issue, sir?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ijk View Post
    What did the slug say to the snail?
    "Big Issue, sir?"
    I was determined not to move until I got that one

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    I was stopped by the police at midnight and asked where I'm going.
    “I’m on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol abuse on the human body.”
    The policeman asked me, “Really?
    And who’s going to give a lecture at this time of night?”
    “My wife”, I responded

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHR1S View Post
    I tried one of those Viagras the other day but it got stuck in my throat... I had a stiff neck for hours!!
    I rubbed one in to my eyes. It made me look hard!

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    The first recorded death from viagra was reported yesterday. A man tripped over his partner's clothes and polevaulted out of the bedroom window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by laserblazer View Post
    The first recorded death from viagra was reported yesterday. A man tripped over his partner's clothes and polevaulted out of the bedroom window.
    Undertakers were unable to shut the coffin.



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