Jokes/Interweb Things Thread, Went to a seafood disco... in Fun Stuff; Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence....
11th November 2010, 03:55 PM #31
Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.
11th November 2010, 03:58 PM #32
Im taking that pretty personally.
Originally Posted by MK-2
11th November 2010, 04:09 PM #33
6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy...
11th November 2010, 05:42 PM #34
I tried one of those Viagras the other day but it got stuck in my throat... I had a stiff neck for hours!!
Originally Posted by TopBanana
11th November 2010, 05:45 PM #35
- Rep Power
What did the slug say to the snail?
"Big Issue, sir?"
11th November 2010, 06:39 PM #36
I was determined not to move until I got that one
Originally Posted by ijk
11th November 2010, 07:59 PM #37
I was stopped by the police at midnight and asked where I'm going.
“I’m on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol abuse on the human body.”
The policeman asked me, “Really?
And who’s going to give a lecture at this time of night?”
“My wife”, I responded
12th November 2010, 09:36 AM #38
I rubbed one in to my eyes. It made me look hard!
Originally Posted by CHR1S
12th November 2010, 09:42 AM #39
The first recorded death from viagra was reported yesterday. A man tripped over his partner's clothes and polevaulted out of the bedroom window.
12th November 2010, 09:47 AM #40
Undertakers were unable to shut the coffin.
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