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Jokes/Interweb Things Thread, Went to a seafood disco... in Fun Stuff; Originally Posted by tech_guy What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ?
    The Codfather....
    There is something fishy going on with you tech_guy...

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    How do you tell who the hypochondriac is at a party?
    Turn out the lights and he's the one who who shouts out, "My eyes, my eyes, I've gone blind!".....

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    Guys walks into a bar..**thump**

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    I got into an argument with a broken fridge yesterday. Things started to get heated.

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    I knew this illiterate fisherman who was lost at c.

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    There was a terrible incident at the local chippy, a cod got battered.


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    I went to this really emotional wedding,
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    Quote Originally Posted by mbird View Post
    Any posts on this site are my own views and don't represent the views of my employer.
    So you don't work for the bad joke company then??

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbird View Post
    What do you get if you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

    A-flat minor.

    Had Enough?
    What do you get if you throw mexican food down a mine shaft?

    A Chilli On Miner

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    Two blondes walk into a building........ ..
    you'd think at least one of them would have seen it

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    Quote Originally Posted by cromertech View Post
    So you don't work for the bad joke company then??
    Oh, i wish...*sigh*

    anyway, back to work.

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    I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

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    Surely i get some rep from all this 'work'...

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    this is ofishally the worst thread here. you should all take the opportunaty to view other threads, perhaps the COD black ops one for example.

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    Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
    Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night

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