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    How to get off a busy train

    The BBC have an article on how to get off of a busy train, but for the life of me I can't find the advice "let out a sphincter whistle and passengers will part like the Red Sea".....strange.....


    BBC News - Who, what, why: How to get off a busy train

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    Dear... God... does this really need an investigation, I thought it was obvious...

    Having said that, I always remember a government research task into how to open a bag of crisps properly...

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    I was kind of hoping the BBC article on "do the poor have a right to benefits in posh areas" would just be a case of YES or NO as the whole article.
    Any article with a question should have that, it makes it much easier......

    Was Hitler right to kill millions of Jews....click link......NO

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    Should Jeremy Kyle be dropped from a great height... YES NO?

    Obvious really!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GREED View Post
    Should Jeremy Kyle be dropped from a great height... YES NO?

    Obvious really!
    Not really. The answer depends on how high and how hard the landing surface is

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    Whats the problem? The japs seem to have mastered it YouTube - Japanese Train Pusher

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    Quote Originally Posted by webman View Post
    Not really. The answer depends on how high and how hard the landing surface is
    And how often...

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    There is another way to get off a train quickly, yelling "I have a bomb" will get you escorted off the train in very short order by either kind members of the general public or the police.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SYNACK View Post
    There is another way to get off a train quickly, yelling "I have a bomb" will get you escorted off the train in very short order by either kind members of the general public or the police.
    Document that for us next time

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    Quote Originally Posted by GREED View Post
    Document that for us next time
    I've heard it works on planes too

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    Quote Originally Posted by SYNACK View Post
    I've heard it works on planes too
    Or apparantly if you own a printer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GREED View Post
    Or apparantly if you own a printer...
    Only an hp one, I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere about hp toner costing a 'bomb'

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    I find that muttering "Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar" repeatedly to yourself makes getting on and off crowded vehicles a synch.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SYNACK View Post
    Only an hp one, I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere about hp toner costing a 'bomb'
    And you get white toner... hahaha

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