Jokes/Interweb Things Thread, Local Residents oppose Nursery as it could attract paedophiles in Fun Stuff; Shariff and Hussaina Syed, aged 69 and 61, live next door to number 5, and they fear paedophiles could move ...
9th November 2010, 02:17 PM #1
Local Residents oppose Nursery as it could attract paedophiles
Shariff and Hussaina Syed, aged 69 and 61, live next door to number 5, and they fear paedophiles could move into the flats overlooking the property to be close to the children.
Mrs Syed, 61, said: “There are flats overlooking and people could move in there and watch the children. It is a possibility it could happen.”
BROMLEY: Nursery plans opposed over fears of noise, traffic and paedophiles (From News Shopper)
9th November 2010, 02:22 PM #2
OMG!! What is going on in the world?!?!?
I have now heard it all.
9th November 2010, 02:36 PM #3
OMG! Talk about hunting for excuses!!!
9th November 2010, 02:38 PM #4
Easy solution - don't allow kids.
9th November 2010, 02:39 PM #5
9th November 2010, 02:40 PM #6
for the same reason i have asked the council to evict all neighbours within 500m of my house because in a zombie outbreak i would like time to plan and also another safe house to visit without being annoyed by these pesky brain hunters!
9th November 2010, 02:46 PM #7
Do Shariff and Hussaina Syed read the Daily Mail...or Sun.
9th November 2010, 02:48 PM #8
Do they read?
Originally Posted by Dos_Box
9th November 2010, 02:51 PM #9
I think they should be more worried about mile high piles of nappies appearing due to a sudden illness sweeping the nursery leading to the area being quarantined and stopping the bin men getting in. This could then attract flocks of seagulls, swarms of flies and herds of rodents, lowering property values and eventually devaluing the Pound, meaning we enter a double dip recession, losing everyone their job and turning the country into a third world hell hole shunned by the whole world.
It is a possibility it could happen.
9th November 2010, 02:59 PM #10
shortly followed by said zombie outbreak.....i see we have the same way of thinking....don't worry, if you turn into one i'll kill you quick
Originally Posted by TechMonkey
9th November 2010, 03:38 PM #11
Yesterday Swindon were up in arms after a QI poll branded them the most ignorant town in the country. Never fear - Bromley is now in contention for the title!
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