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    My Four-Year-Old Son Plays Grand Theft Auto

    By Matthew Orona

    At the very impressionable age of four, my son loved Grand Theft Auto. More specifically, the version he played was the Hot Coffee moddable, San Andreas. Before Child Protective Services bestows upon me the prestigious honor of father of the year, allow me to explain.

    Hot CoffeeGaming has been a part of my sonsí life since the moment he was born, so I was not surprised when he showed an interest in video games as early as the age of two. I started him off where I began my gaming career: the original Nintendo Entertainment System. He built up his hand-eye coordination and took the bridge out from under Bowser in no time. Then, one day, he got a glimpse of me playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and asked if he could play. What happened next was quite the eye-opener.

    With a DualShock controller in hand, he started to press each button individually as he tried to figure out what their functions were. Soon he asked, ďHow do I get in a car?Ē I pointed and told him, ďThe one with the green triangle on it.Ē

    I egged him on to take the car in front of him which was waiting at the red light. He quickly looked up at me with disgust and refused, stating that the car was already owned by the person driving it. His response absolutely amazed me, so I decided to sit back and observe how he chose to interact with this highly controversial game without the aid of a rotten-minded adult.

    He finally entered an unoccupied car and began driving. He was very mindful of the other cars and pedestrians. He didn't know the rules of the road, so he ran red lights and turned down one-way streets in the wrong direction. However, he did stop at intersections if a group of cars gathered waiting for the light to turn green.

    At one such intersection he attempted to brake, but he was traveling too fast. Instead of plowing into the rear of the car ahead of him, he swerved to the right and popped up onto to sidewalk. In doing so, he accidently ran over a woman walking towards his oncoming car. He was incredibly ashamed of himself and profusely apologized.

    ďItís okay. Itís only a game. Itís not realĒ, I reassured him. After a few minutes of me explaining the difference between a game and real life, he felt comfortable enough to continue playing.

    Only seconds later, he witnessed a policeman jump out of his patrol car to pursue a criminal of San Andreas. His eyes lit up as he asked if he could drive the police car. I reminded him that it was only a game, and it was fine to take the car. As he drove the squad car, I pressed L3 to turn on the lights and siren. He asked very excitedly if he could get the bad guys too. With a huge smile I pressed R3 to initiate the Vigilante Missions. It was as if his imagination had come to life. He was taking down delinquents left and right. As expected, the dangerous work of an officer brought an ambulance.

    At this point my son was familiar with the gameís mechanics and hopped into the ambulance. As he put the crime fighting behind him, he wondered aloud if it was possible to take people to the hospital. I instruct him to press R3, and then he was off to save a few lives. He was having a blast racing from point to point, picking up people in need, and then speeding off to Las Venturas Hospital. During one of his life saving adventures, he passed a fire house with a big, red, shiny fire truck parked out front. He didn't want to let his passengers down, so he took them to the hospital and then asked if I could guide him back to the fire truck.

    Getting behind the driverís seat of the fire truck awarded him with the most fun he had while playing Grand Theft Auto. With sirens blaring, he chased down the first red dot on the map. As he approached a car engulfed in flames he began showering it with the truckís water cannon. Fire after fire, he extinguished them all.

    In all his time with Grand Theft Auto he never once encountered any of the controversy surrounding this notorious title. He didnít beat any hookers with a baseball bat. He didnít deal drugs. He didnít go on a murderous rampage. He certainly never once had a cup of hot coffee. He didn't avoid these things because I told him he counldn't try them. It just never occurred to him to commit these acts.

    The ESRB rating found on every game cover is a great tool for parents who are not familiar with games and their content, but I strongly disagree with using it as a tool to raise our kids. Every child is different and, as parents, it is our responsibility to cater to their individual needs. I understand not every kid is like mine, so I wouldnít recommend that every parent allow their child to play Grand Theft Auto. But I would recommend that you listen and pay attention to your little ones to determine what they are capable of handling and what they are not ready for yet. They might even surprise you and find the light in something thought to have been so dark.

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    A very interesting article - and a good read. Just a shame that there are too many in power out there that think computer games are the work of the devil.

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    Excellent post, and a very good read! My son plays on things like Sonic and Crash Bandicoot. I'd like him to investigate different games more, but his mother is one of those lily-livered liberal types! (I still love her, so she can't be that bad!!!)

    One day soon, when she is out, I will take him a bit deeper!!!!

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    That's a great article and highlights wonderfully just how people perceive the world differently even at such a young age. I wonder what the outcome would be if the game happened to be CoD or similar??

    Argh, sorry Mattx, no rep for you this time, Im not allowed... and you deserved it for finding that gem!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHR1S View Post
    That's a great article and highlights wonderfully just how people perceive the world differently even at such a young age. I wonder what the outcome would be if the game happened to be CoD or similar??

    Argh, sorry Mattx, no rep for you this time, Im not allowed... and you deserved it for finding that gem!
    No problem - it's a great article showing the 'other' side / aspect of games. Now to get my kids playing MadWorld...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHR1S View Post
    That's a great article and highlights wonderfully just how people perceive the world differently even at such a young age.
    That's like that optical illusion that just looks like a bottle with dolphins in it to children, but to an adult just looks rather "adult". I won't post it.

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    This is a great article. Too often the media is full of "video games are evil" articles and it's nice to see that actually people do find some good in them.

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    ... Also I didn't know San Andreas had fire engine missions! I usually just spend my time cruising around or playing taxi driver. Time to dig out the old PS2!



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