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    My wife barely notices the racket all those vuvuzelas make throughout the World Cup matches.
    She's used to hearing a tirade of horns every time she pulls out at a ****** roundabout.

    Today in Africa someone dies every 3 seconds.
    Just think, by the 90th minute that's 1800 fewer Vuvuzelas.

    Edgar Davids.
    Eagerly awaiting 3-D TV since 1992.

    Why did Robert Green cross the road?
    Because he's a far bigger asset to the other side.


    Heskey: "I had an open goal but still I didn't score. I could kick myself."
    Capello: "I wouldn't bother. You'd probably miss."

    Rob Green has trained today and in 3 hours he had 4,000 shots fired at him and did not concede a single goal. Tomorrow, him and Heskey will train with the rest of the squad.


    What's big, Scottish and depressing?

    Scotland.

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    The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today.
    "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"


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    Shouldn't this be in the jokes section?

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    Moved to Jokes section.

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