Jokes/Interweb Things Thread, world cup jokes in Fun Stuff; My wife barely notices the racket all those vuvuzelas make throughout the World Cup matches.
She's used to hearing a ...
21st June 2010, 04:46 PM #1
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My wife barely notices the racket all those vuvuzelas make throughout the World Cup matches.
She's used to hearing a tirade of horns every time she pulls out at a ****** roundabout.
Today in Africa someone dies every 3 seconds.
Just think, by the 90th minute that's 1800 fewer Vuvuzelas.
Eagerly awaiting 3-D TV since 1992.
Why did Robert Green cross the road?
Because he's a far bigger asset to the other side.
Heskey: "I had an open goal but still I didn't score. I could kick myself."
Capello: "I wouldn't bother. You'd probably miss."
Rob Green has trained today and in 3 hours he had 4,000 shots fired at him and did not concede a single goal. Tomorrow, him and Heskey will train with the rest of the squad.
What's big, Scottish and depressing?
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21st June 2010, 06:51 PM #2
The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today.
"It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"
21st June 2010, 07:23 PM #3
Shouldn't this be in the jokes section?
21st June 2010, 08:16 PM #4
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