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    So, How Much Tax Do You Pay?

    You have probably heard that a new council tax-evaluation policy proposes to charge us more if we live in a nice area.

    So surely that ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas?

    Well – there is a huge council house in our street and…

    • The extended, dysfunctional family is headed by a fierce-looking old lady with a pack of yapping dogs
    • Her car isn't taxed or insured and doesn't even have a number plate but the police still do nothing
    • Her bad-tempered old man is notorious for his racist comments
    • A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his son's girl-friend, but nothing has been proved
    • All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay
    • Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army, but are regularly seen partying in expensive nightclubs
    • Simply, they are costing us a fortune and they are out of control…


    ... I hate living near Windsor Castle.

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    I was about to launch into a moan about the state of some people etc etc then the penny dropped... DOH!

    Man its been a crap week!

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