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    Get paid 24,000 to do nothing but eat!


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    Wow... i dont mind being a lab rat...

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    If you had to eat more food, I'd be spending tht money on Gym membership to stop you putting on weight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rad View Post
    If you had to eat more food, I'd be spending tht money on Gym membership to stop you putting on weight.
    Wow thats alot to spend on a gym membership.. Go for runs in parks, its free.

    I dont mind getting fat for the sake of 24k.. thats assuming the magic diet pills (or whatever) doesnt work. I think the issue is exactly how does it stop you from putting on weight and what are the potential side effects.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rad View Post
    If you had to eat more food, I'd be spending tht money on Gym membership to stop you putting on weight.
    erm, I think the point is to eat more and let the magic pill do all the work. I think your new employers would be a tad upset if they found out you where spending your hard earned (?) wages on a gym membership.

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    My brother-in-law was once involved in a drugs-test as a guinea-pig. It was something to do with weight-loss pills. There was one major side-effect which was a bit of a drawback - he farted continuously and loudly all the time whilst taking them.


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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    My brother-in-law was once involved in a drugs-test as a guinea-pig. It was something to do with weight-loss pills. There was one major side-effect which was a bit of a drawback - he farted continuously and loudly all the time whilst taking them.

    Sounds like these are fat-binding pills, so at a guess they'll have a similar effect except more "liquid"

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    So you might spend all your money on new y-fronts, then?!

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    You are going to be paid 24k but have to eat a fifth more food compared to normal. I don't think I'd want to risk my health for 24k as you may suffer side effects.

    wasn't there a drug test that landed 10 people in hospital seriously ill a few years ago?

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    Wonder if you could combine that one with your normal day job, just think you'd nearly have the wage of some teachers then

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    Sitting at a computer all day eating? Yep I'm in!

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    Quote Originally Posted by somabc View Post
    Sitting at a computer all day eating? Yep I'm in!
    I do that anyway, and now I find I could have been getting paid for it!

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