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    YouTube Closes Down For The Night

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgsixMZ1hqw"]YouTube- YouTube Closes Down For The Night[/ame]

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    Lol, that's hilarious. Trouble is that's the stuff I search for all the time on Google....


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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    Lol, that's hilarious. Trouble is that's the stuff I search for all the time on Google....

    Why do you think I posted it ? Because you are a dirty boy with a odd fascination on Lady Boy Ga Ga Ga Do Do Do, all I want to say to you.

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    Is a do ron ron ron.......

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    Skin yourself alive
    Learn to speak Arapahoe
    Climb inside a dog
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    she's hot
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    she's got it
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    When I'm Cleaning Windows
    George Formby
    - written by George Formby, Harry Gifford and Frederick E. Cliffe
    - as recorded September 27, 1936 by George Formby (1904-1961)

    Now I go cleanin' windows to earn an honest bob
    For a nosy parker it's an interestin' job

    Now it's a job that just suits me
    A window cleaner you would be
    If you can see what I can see
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    Honeymoonin' couples too
    You should see them bill 'n coo
    You'd be surprised at things they do
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    In my profession I'll work hard
    But I'll never stop
    I'll climb this blinkin' ladder
    Till I get right to the top

    The blushin' bride, she looks divine
    The bridegroom he is doin' fine
    I'd rather have his job than mine
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    The chambermaids' sweet names I call
    It's a wonder I don't fall
    My mind's not on my work at all
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    I know a fella, such a swell
    He has a thirst, that's plain to tell
    I've seen him drink his bath as well
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    Oh, in my profession I'll work hard
    But I'll never stop
    I'll climb this blinkin' ladder
    Till I get right to the top

    Pyjamas lyin' side by side
    Ladies nighties I have spied
    I've often seen what goes inside
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    ------ banjo ------

    Now there's a famous talkie queen
    She looks a flapper on the screen
    She's more like eightie than eighteen
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    She pulls her hair all down behind
    Then pulls down her... never mind
    And after that pulls down the blind
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    In my profession I'll work hard
    But I'll never stop
    I'll climb this blinkin' ladder
    Till I get right to the top

    An old maid walks around the floor
    She's so fed up, one day I'm sure
    She'll drag me in and lock the door
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    When I'm cleanin' windows

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    Er war ein Punker
    Und er lebte in der großen Stadt
    Es war Wien, war Vienna
    Wo er alles tat
    Er hatte Schulden denn er trank
    Doch ihn liebten alle Frauen
    Und jede rief:
    Come on and rock me Amadeus

    Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
    Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
    Amadeus Amadeus, oh oh oh Amadeus

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    Ich geh' mit Dir wohin Du willst
    Auch bis ans Ende dieser Welt
    Am Meer, am Strand, wo Sonne scheint
    Will ich mit Dir alleine sein

    Komm geh' mit mir den Leuchtturm 'rauf
    Wir können die Welt von oben seh'n
    Ein U-Boot holt uns dann hier raus
    Und Du bist der Kapitän

    Geh'n wir an Bord und fahren mit
    Ich tauch den Fischen hinterher
    Mach' alle Türen zu und los
    Vertreiben wir uns die Zeit im Meer

    Ahaa ahaa ahaa aha

    Hey halt Dich fest, das U-boot taucht
    Gleich wird die Sonne untergeh'n
    Ich glaub wir sind schon ziemlich weit
    Ich kann den Leuchtturm nicht mehr sehn

    Ich geh' mit Dir wohin Du willst
    Auch bis ans Ende dieser Welt
    Am Meer, am Strand, wo Sonne scheint
    Will ich mit Dir alleine sein

    Ahaa ahaa ahaa aha
    Ahaa ahaa ahaa aha

    Ahaa ahaa ahaa aha
    Ahaa ahaa ahaa aha
    Ahaa ahaa ahaa aha

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    99 Luftballons
    Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
    Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All
    Darum schickte ein General
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    Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war
    Dabei war da am Horizont
    Nur 99 Luftballons

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