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    Nursery Rhymes won't die out if we keep them updated.

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
    The structure of the wall was incorrect
    So he won a grand with Claims Direct.

    It's Raining, It's Pouring
    Of course...it's Global Warming.

    Jack and Jill went into town
    To fetch some chips and sweeties.
    He can't keep his heart rate down
    And she's got diabetes.

    Mary had a little lamb
    Her father shot it dead.
    Now it goes to school with her
    Between two chunks of bread.

    Mary had a little lamb
    Its fleece was white and wispy.
    Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
    And now it's black and crispy.

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    Major giggles from me and son!

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    Reminded of the quite old now politically correct fairy tale book I've got somewhere on the shelves. The Little Red Riding Hood from that is here.

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    Thanks both I needed the chuckles

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