[News] Nursery Rhymes won't die out if we keep them updated.

[mattx]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.

It's Raining, It's Pouring
Of course...it's Global Warming.

Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread.

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.

[elsiegee40]

Major giggles from me and son!

[maniac]

Very good

[PiqueABoo]

Reminded of the quite old now politically correct fairy tale book I've got somewhere on the shelves. The Little Red Riding Hood from that is here.

[leco]

Thanks both I needed the chuckles