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    I Need Some Advice: A Friend of mine has said...

    I need some advice.

    A gamekeeper freind of mine has said that he can get me eight legs of venison for £50.

    Is that too dear?

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    Gah! [scratches eyes out after reading joke]

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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    Gah! [scratches eyes out after reading joke]
    He's got at the crackers a little early

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveP View Post
    Is that too dear?
    Sorry, no idear.


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    Quote Originally Posted by tmcd35 View Post
    He's got at the crackers a little early
    If he did - they were the cheap ones again, doh

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    Quote Originally Posted by mac_shinobi View Post
    If he did - they were the cheap ones again, doh
    Surely you mean Doe

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    I went into the butchers the other day and he said to me "I'll bet you £10 you can't get the meat down off that shelf over there..." - I told him there was no way I was willing to take that bet. "Why not?" "The steaks are too high."

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    Dead deer with no eyes?

    Still no eye deer!

    (gets coat and heads to nearest exit!)

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    I wanted to hire a Dwarf the other day but apparently there is a shortage.

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    Oh dear you better rein these jokes in.

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