On the iPhone, I recommend you download the application "Robot Pickup Lines" - It's free, and if you go to an IT related seminar and see an attractive woaman, you will be armed and ready to make the move!

How can you fail with such lines as:

  • My name's Vista. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  • Hay, it's not the size of the file, it's the speed of the upload!
  • You are my methods. I'm nothing without you.
  • Are you an angle? Because your texture mapping is divine!