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    A byte walks into a bar, the bartender says "whats wrong?"
    The byte replies "Parity Error."
    To which the bartender says, "I thought you looked a bit off"

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    There are no words for just how bad that is.

    Although...

    Pieces of Eight, Pieces of Eight, Pieces of Seven <Squawk> Parroty Error!

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    There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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    Two fonts walk into a bar
    The barman says to the "we don't want your types in here"

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    A bunch of ions are floating around in a room before a game. One says to another "there's a charged atmosphere in here!"

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    Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
    One says, “I think I’ve lost an electron.”

    The other says, “Are you sure?”
    The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”

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    Gah! [Scratches own eyes out]

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    "A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

    A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

    As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

    Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

    To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

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    I dont get any of these?

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    i think i want to curl up in a corner and not come out till this thread dies XD

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    Why did the computer cross the road?

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    to get a byte to eat ..


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    This thread made my day

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    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
    When asked to define "great" he said,Â*
    "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
    He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deanc View Post


    I clicked, but no funny came out

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