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    TURKEY RECIPE

    Ingredients:
    1 whole turkey
    1 large lemon, cut into halves
    salt and pepper to taste
    butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer

    Heat oven to 350 degrees
    Rub butter or oil over the skin of the turkey until it is completely coated.
    Sprinkle with salt and pepper and any other seasonings you prefer.
    Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat;
    Slide lemon halves under the skin with the peel side up, one on each side. This way the juice from the lemon will release into the breasts.
    Cover and bake for 30-45 minutes. Remove cover and continue to roast until juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes.
    If you've followed these steps correctly, your turkey should look like the one in the picture.

    Bon Appetit!
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    Makes more sense to the saying, " Would you like some breast or leg?" at the table!

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    Or you could try this:

    [Sure to bring smiles to the faces of your guests]

    Here is a new way to prepare your Christmas Turkey.

    1. Cut out aluminium foil in desired shapes.

    2. Arrange the turkey in the roasting pan, position the foil carefully. (see attached picture for details)

    3. Roast according to your own recipe and serve.

    4. Watch your guests' faces...


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    Quote Originally Posted by mattx View Post
    Ingredients:
    1 whole turkey
    1 large lemon, cut into halves
    salt and pepper to taste
    butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer

    Heat oven to 350 degrees
    Rub butter or oil over the skin of the turkey until it is completely coated.
    Sprinkle with salt and pepper and any other seasonings you prefer.
    Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat;
    Slide lemon halves under the skin with the peel side up, one on each side. This way the juice from the lemon will release into the breasts.
    Cover and bake for 30-45 minutes. Remove cover and continue to roast until juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes.
    If you've followed these steps correctly, your turkey should look like the one in the picture.

    Bon Appetit!

    Isn't that a picture of Katie Price?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    Isn't that a picture of Katie Price?
    Not enough botox........



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