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    Ten Civil Servants

    Actually a poem not a joke but this forum is the best fit:

    Ten Civil Servants:

    Ten civil servants standing in a line,
    One of them was downsized - then there were nine.
    Nine civil servants who must negotiate,
    One joined the union - then there were eight.
    Eight civil servants thought they were in heaven,
    'Til one of them was redeployed - then there were seven.
    Seven civil servants, their jobs as safe as bricks,
    But one was reclassified - then there were six.
    Six civil servants trying to survive,
    One of them was privatised - then there were five.
    Five civil servants ready to give more,
    But one golden handshake reduced them to four.
    Four civil servants full of loyalty,
    Their jobs were all advertised - then there were three.
    Three civil servants under review,
    One left on secondment - then there were two.
    Two civil servants coping on the run,
    One went on stress leave - then there was one.
    The last civil servant agreed to relocate,
    Replaced by 10 consultants at twice the hourly rate.

    Source: Joke Of The Day
    Last edited by DaveP; 5th October 2009 at 07:55 PM.

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