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18th August 2009, 07:53 PM #1
Entries To A Competition Asking For A Rhyme With The Most Romantic First Line But....
Entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss........ but I only slept with you, because I was pi55ed
I thought that I could love no other...... Until, that is, I met your brother
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. .....But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty And so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace ......If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot .......This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace .......But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- ............Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: ......Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming .......That's why I always wake up screaming
My love you take my breath away............ What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell.......... Except for maybe "go to hell"
What inspired this amorous rhyme?.......... Two parts vodka, one part lime
First line edited for the benefit of filters.
Last edited by DaveP; 18th August 2009 at 07:56 PM.
Reason: Change thread title.
18th August 2009, 08:26 PM #2
Roses are red, violets are blue ... I have chlamidia, now so do you.
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