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    Two Nuns

    There were 2 nuns, one was known as sister Mathamatical (SM) and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).


    It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.


    SM: Have you noticed that a man

    has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I

    wonder what he wants?

    SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.


    SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?


    SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.


    SM: It's not working.


    SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing.

    He started to walk faster, too.


    SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

    SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go

    this way. He cannot follow us both.


    So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

    Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and

    is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.


    Then Sister Logical arrives.

    SM: Sister Logical Thank goodness you are here! Tell me what happened!


    SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us

    both,so he followed me


    SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?


    SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could

    and he started to run as fast as he could.


    SM: And?


    SL:The only logical thing happened. He reached me


    SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?


    SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.


    SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

    SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

    SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

    SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?


    A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants

    down.

    And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

    I'll pray for you!

    HAVE A BLESSED DAY!

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    nice chuckle for a sunday afternoon

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    Quote Originally Posted by john View Post
    nice chuckle for a sunday afternoon
    so it was worth reading then ?

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