Jokes/Interweb Things Thread, I knew it was good for you in Fun Stuff; For those who wish to have a glass of wine. And those who don't...this is something to think about.
16th July 2009, 09:50 AM #1
I knew it was good for you
For those who wish to have a glass of wine. And those who don't...this is something to think about.
As Benjamin Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we would be consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s**t
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
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16th July 2009, 11:07 AM #2
a 1L bottle of wine here is now cheaper than 1L of bottled water.
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