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    well its offcial i am a goth

    well according to this list i am: -

    http://www.mk-magazine.com/news/archives/001567.php

    i am not knocking anyones religion here i just think imho this going bit over top considering if look at me i am not the least bit goth like...

    Russ... (Listening to the blues)

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    Re: well its offcial i am a goth

    Lancs filter blocks it... categor = 'Profanity'

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    Re: well its offcial i am a goth

    I was a goth about 15 years ago. But, according to that I still am!

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    Re: well its offcial i am a goth

    Hmmm... I fullfilled 19 of those criteria (not 5) - does that make me a goth?

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    Re: well its offcial i am a goth

    I think the above site would classify most SysAdmins and Bobs as goths ...

    I mean ... "expresses an interest in sex"

    But I think the key ones have got to be ...
    -sleeps too excessively or too little [we work flippin' hard ... we *need* to sleep]

    -demands an unusual amount of privacy [the next teacher that walks into my office whilst I am sat at my computer and say "Whilst you're not busy..." I will give a biology lesson to ... "notice how the human genetalia are not design to be slammed in a desk drawer"]

    -requests time alone and quietness (this is so your child may speak to evil spirits through meditation) [I suppose trying to put a support call into County support might be construed as speaking to evil spirits ... ok ... I'll let that pass]

    and my favourite has got to be ...

    -associated with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically [Flippin' 'eck ... that clinches it for pretty much anyone working in a school!]

    I suppose it could be worse. They forgot to mention Harry Potter, Tolkein, Pratchett, Sci-Fi, anything more technologically advanced than the abacus ...

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    Re: well its offcial i am a goth

    lmao spot on Grumble

    Definately a goth - i mean look at the time of my post. I must be lmao

    ... not!

    Been there...done that....got the nail varnish lol

    Nath.

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    Re: well its offcial i am a goth

    -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
    roflmao

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    Re: well its offcial i am a goth

    Well, I'm going straight to hell. :twisted:

    I'm a serious Goth according to this.

    I love trhis part
    -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Sat anic ri tual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love.
    Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health
    center.) -Complains of boredom.
    And thats just me building a PC!!!

    Nice find mate.

    I just read this part.
    -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
    I mean, WTF.

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    Re: well its offcial i am a goth

    -Frequently wears black clothing. - YES, I have no imagination when it comes to clothes.

    -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. YES, but they're LEA Schools ICT Support

    -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
    prayer, church or sports. - YES, I've never liked sport.

    -Drinks alcohol. - DEFINITELY

    -Is suicidal and/or depressed. - If the Head has another meeting with an ICT supplier without inviting me...

    -Is excessively awake during the night. YES, I've often laid awake wondering why my DNS server is playing up.

    -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. - "Just F*** off. I'm busy".

    -Requests time alone and quietness. - In the pub de-stressing after work.

    -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
    few examples of this. - TEACHERS! - Need I say more?

    -Misbehaves at school. - A bit of web surfing perhaps.

    -Eats excessively or too little - I never get time for a proper lunch break.

    -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. - Occasionally

    -Uses the internet excessively. - The amount of time I've spent staring at the MS knowledge base.

    -Expresses an interest in sex. - Just thinking about it.

    -Masturbates. - Doesn't everyone? What do you mean you don't?

    That's 15. I'm definitely one.

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