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    Hairdressers

    A woman was at her
    hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome
    with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the
    hairdresser, who responded:

    " Rome ? Why would
    anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty..
    You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are
    you getting there?"

    "We're taking
    Continental," was the reply. "We got a great
    rate!"

    "Continental?" exclaimed
    the hairdresser." That's a
    terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight
    attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are
    you staying in Rome ?"

    "We'll be at this
    exclusive little place over on Rome 's
    Tiber River called Teste."

    "Don't go any further. I
    know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be
    something special and exclusive, but it's really a
    dump."

    "We're going to go to see
    the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope.."


    "That's rich,"
    laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people
    trying to see him. He'll look the size of an
    ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip
    of yours. You're
    going to need it."

    A month later, the woman again
    came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her
    trip to Rome .

    "It was wonderful,"
    explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one
    of Continental's brand new planes, but it was
    overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food
    and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old
    steward who waited on me hand and foot.

    And the hotel was great!
    They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and
    now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They,
    too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their
    owner's suite at no extra charge!"

    "Well," muttered the
    hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know
    you didn't get to see the Pope."

    "Actually, we were quite
    lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard
    tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes
    to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as
    to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would
    personally greet me.

    Sure enough, five minutes later,
    the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt
    down and he spoke a few words to me."

    "Oh, really! What'd he say ?"


    He said: "WTF happened to your hair?"

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    ha ha! Brillant

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