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    Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms AND kept the same tagline...........

    Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better

    Tesco Condoms - Every little helps

    Nike Condoms - Just do it

    Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life

    Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk

    KFC Condoms - Finger licking good

    Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands

    Safeway condoms - Lightening the load

    Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated enough

    Halifax Condoms - Always giving you extra

    Coca Cola condoms - The real thing

    Ever Ready condoms - Keep going and going and going

    Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop

    Burger King condoms - home of the whopper

    Goodyear condoms - 'for a longer ride go wide'

    Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain

    Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you

    Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very, very long

    Renault condoms - size really does matter!

    Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let Flash do all the hard work

    Dom estos condoms - Gets right under the rim!!!

    Heineken condoms - Reaches parts that others just cannot reach

    Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best in the world

    Mars condoms - Pleasure you can't measure

    AA Condoms - For the 4th emergency service

    Pepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animal

    Polo condoms - The one with the hole !!! (VERY poor seller!!!)

    L'Oreal condoms - Because your worth it!

    Mr Muscle condoms - Loves the jobs you hate

    Mcdonalds condoms - Im loving it

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    Cadbury Condoms - A glass and a half full of joy

    Snickers Condoms - Get some nuts

    Toyota Condoms - Treat it with respect

    Muller Condoms - Lick the lid of life

    Heineken Condoms - Heineken. Get the head right and the rest will follow

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