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    Shopping Trip

    A woman was in town on a shopping trip.

    She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second.

    In the third shop everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition, and in intensive care in the local hospital.

    The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible.

    As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the shops, so she decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her spending spree with a cup of coffee and a beautiful slice of cake in the cafeteria at the last shop.

    She was jubilant, but then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition.

    The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you? I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit. It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will be more than likely the last shopping trip you ever take. For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care and you'll now be his caregiver'.



    The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed...............




    The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Let's see what you bought.'

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    Lol ace joke. The women on here won't like it though....

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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    Lol ace joke. The women on here won't like it though....

    :0
    I don't care. They should be .....


    I'm going to hell again arn't I ?

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    Well I found it funny lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaz View Post
    Well I found it funny lol
    WOW - an Edugeek member with a sense of humor !! A rare find !!!!!!
    Keep it up Kaz & some infraction points will soon be coming your way.....

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    Watch out for the reverse psychology Kaz

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    I found it funny too...

    Unlike most of your posts....in my opinion, of course

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    I thought it was quite funny....



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