Jokes/Interweb Things Thread, NERD JOKES: How many do you understand? in Fun Stuff; Got them all, and I can tell you that 'contour interval' should be 'contour integral'. I'm a pedantic nerd...
26th January 2009, 12:39 PM #16
Got them all, and I can tell you that 'contour interval' should be 'contour integral'. I'm a pedantic nerd
26th January 2009, 12:41 PM #17
All but one also, Does this class me as a Nerd of the highest order?
26th January 2009, 12:59 PM #18
I got a few of them.
There are 10 sorts of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
11th August 2014, 12:19 PM #19
There are 2 types of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data and...
11th August 2014, 12:30 PM #20
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand ternary, those who don't and those who mistake it for binary.
11th August 2014, 12:43 PM #21
Just these 2 below that I do not get or understand ( The rest I understand / get ) :
* What is the contour interval around western
Europe? Zero because all the Poles are in
* Two kittens are on a roof but both of the are
sliding down. which one falls off first? The
one with the greatest mew.
11th August 2014, 01:03 PM #22
For the people stuck on the last one this should help you out: Barred spiral galaxy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
11th August 2014, 01:37 PM #23
The kittens one is referring to the coefficient of friction, often quoted with the greek letter mu (mew). However, the joke should read that the one with the smallest mew falls off first, since that indicates the one that is the most slippery. </pedantry>
Loved the Seuss poem, btw!
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11th August 2014, 01:59 PM #24
19th August 2014, 01:31 PM #25
and one more which is a bit harder:
19th August 2014, 02:14 PM #26
Or one I came across recently:
I like jokes about UDP, but I don't care if you get them.
19th August 2014, 03:23 PM #27
I prefer jokes about TCP. I just keep telling them until people understand.
Originally Posted by Meldrew
"Can I tell you a TCP joke?"
"Please tell me a TCP joke"
"OK, I will tell you a TCP joke"
"I have understood this TCP joke"
"I'd tell you a UDP joke but you might not get it."
19th August 2014, 03:50 PM #28
...those who bump five year old threads? :P
Originally Posted by Oaktech
19th August 2014, 04:35 PM #29
What on earth led you to breathing life back into this 5 year old thread @Oaktech?
28th August 2014, 02:30 PM #30
No idea... It came up in a recent threads search... ????
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