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    Life Explained

    On the first day, God created the dog and said:
    'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'
    The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'
    So God agreed.

    On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
    'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'
    The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'
    And God agreed.

    On the third day, God created the cow and said:
    'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'
    The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'
    And God agreed again.

    On the fourth da y, God created man and said:
    'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'
    But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten
    the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'
    'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'
    So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
    Life has now been explained to you.

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    Lol that has brightened up my day still got 1 year of partying to go

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    Well it looks like im slaving in the sun then, apart from I have no children so im slaving over just me and my partnet :-) Ill slave from the beach to the bar and back :-)

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    I'm turning in to the monkey but without the grandkids!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nedders View Post
    I'm turning in to the monkey but without the grandkids!
    You're over 60??

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    Quote Originally Posted by witch View Post
    You're over 60??
    Now come on - you didn't realise? Oh dear I hope it won't change our relationship

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    Never, never, my sweet!

    It is nice to see you being so active on Edugeek today - what prompted that then?
    Apart from the fact that you haven't spoken to me today, of course!
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