A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away
From their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said,
'You must be in year four.'
'No, madam,' he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15.'
Hehe.. Nice one
I used to live in Cheltenham - it was quite amazing on Gold Cup week, after the racing had finished for the day and everyone was walking back into the town centre, quite how many dozy, pi$$ed and oblivious idiots would be happily wandering out into traffic whilst crossing the 2 and 3 lane one-way system. Regardless of whether there was a pedestrian crossing or not... The disgusted looks on their faces as you parp your horn and shout 'GET OUT OF THE ROAD, YOU FOOL' was most comical!
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