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    The Things Techies Are Asked to Do




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    I'm not even gonna ask what you're doing with that sewing machine. Is it Vista compatible?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    Is it Vista compatible?
    Is anything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkeh View Post
    Is anything?

    That's the point I was making!

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    Oh no it's not me, it's my techie. Head of ICT asked him to make one hundred ribbons to attach to USB sticks. I can't believe he accepted the job.

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    Man... Your office needs a tidy...

    Why on earth is he actually doing that lol

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    What do you mean needs a tidy, that's the tidy corner

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    Just think, if you tidy a bit more of that benching you can get another sewing machine in

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    If the sewing machine breaks, bossman can fix it.

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    You may also want to put the hose for your AC unit out the window...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gatt View Post
    You may also want to put the hose for your AC unit out the window...


    Nah, that's the hose for the tumble drier - they do a laundry service as well...


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    Quote Originally Posted by jsnetman View Post
    Oh no it's not me, it's my techie. Head of ICT asked him to make one hundred ribbons to attach to USB sticks. I can't believe he accepted the job.
    Pfft, that's why you should be using your friendly neighbourhood USB sellers!

    What, no, of course I wouldn't have done it myself, but someone would have! ;-)


    but seriously, there's nothing like a bit of mindlessly attaching things and putting them together like that to really make you appreciate a job where you have to use your mind occasionally. I bet he'll have twice the appetite for normal work for a good... half hour!

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    LMAO, rep ++

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    Is that a Samsung P29 on the desk!!!!

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    Puts me training as a lollipop lady this morning into the shade!

    (Yes I do mean the school crossing patrol... complete with s*xy yellow coat!

    Our lollipop man's going on jury service, so the non-teaching staff are being trained as substitutes to stand in during his absence)

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