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    Exclamation Mac Pro Users Die Younger?

    In another blow to their reality distortion fields Apple's Mac Pro is under investigation by the media and Apple itself after a researcher tested one for the source of the 'bad smell'. It turned out that it was benzene and several other rather nasty carcinogenic chemicals.

    This may not be an isolated incident as other cases people becoming dizzy and having to use air fresheners to combat the smell, even a pet bird dieing are is linked.

    According to their own forums Apple has been aware of this issue since December of last year and has probably not done anything about it. How many pets must be sacrificed before Apple is appeased...

    Rotten smell raises Apple toxin fears - BizTech - Technology - smh.com.au

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    The title is not at all over the top

    Perhaps "Apple™ kill your children while you sleep" would be another alternative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit View Post
    The title is not at all over the top

    Perhaps "Apple™ kill your children while you sleep" would be another alternative.
    "Apple™, So stylish, it's to die for"

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    My sig goes quite well with that story then.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattx View Post
    My sig goes quite well with that story then.....
    I think you should change it to "Every time you buy a Mac, Steve Jobs kills a Budgie"?

    Especially if you can photoshop him and a few birds into the old brown square thing chasing a kitten image!

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    Kittens, Budgies, Hamsters ....

    If god kills one each time I buy an Apple product....

    BONUS....


    ...All the more reason to buy Apple products IMHO


    edit: By inferance, is John suggesting that Steve Jobs is God?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tmcd35 View Post
    Kittens, Budgies, Hamsters ....

    If god kills one each time I buy an Apple product....

    BONUS....
    Budgies and hamsters - not so keen on.

    Dissing kittens -




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    I like kittens, especially in a sandwich...

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