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    Teenagers head swells to size of football

    BBC NEWS | England | Tees | Cocktail puts woman in hospital

    A teenager from Teesside has vowed never to drink again after a holiday cocktail caused her head to swell to the size of a football.

    Corinne Coyle reacted to the 10 euro mixture of Baileys, chilli, tequila, absinthe, ouzo, vodka, cider and gin.

    The 19-year-old spent two days in a hospital in the Greek resort of Malia.

    Since returning home she has been treated at hospital in Middlesbrough where doctors said they did not know if her face would return to normal.

    Doctors in Greece said the swelling was caused by (her own stupidity?) a chemical reaction and they had seen a similar incident within the past couple of weeks.

    She was allowed to fly home on Tuesday and has spent the last two days being examined at the James Cook University Hospital and by her GP. Doctors are still waiting for the results.

    She has vowed never to touch alcohol again.

    the best bit is the other news sites linked on the right hand side of the bbc page, how it came up with the London Review of Books article on Turkish Nationalism / Eastern Europe AND the 'Movies of the week' for Pittsburgh I will never know?
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    Stupido Chav....what do they expect drinking something like that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    Stupido Chav....what do they expect drinking something like that?
    Yep, my reaction earlier this afternoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    Stupido Chav....what do they expect drinking something like that?
    Yeah everyone knows you need diet coke as a mixer

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    Surely Baileys, chilli, tequila, absinthe, ouzo, vodka, cider and gin together would taste absolutely disgusting?

    Absinthe alone is lethal stuff!

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    Bet it tasted like brake fluid. Just shows how stupid some chavs can be.

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    Baileys, chilli, tequila, absinthe, ouzo, vodka, cider and gin
    Noted.

    Roll on the weekend

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    thats breakfast

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    F**king Hell.

    'Just Say No to Drugs' eh?

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    I wish i was a boring computer geek who didnt drink or have fun and then id feel good in myself for laughing at someone who tryed to have fun on holiday
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    She's 19 and on holiday on a greek island resort.

    She's drinking a stupid mix of drinks.

    ...doesn't sound like fun to me


    ...a good 30 pint of theakstons old perculiar is what you need for a good time

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