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3rd July 2008, 11:09 AM #1
If women ruled the world
Ooh and a little thing to hopefully even the field to highlight one of the few things wrong with my gender:
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his football shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " Beckham"
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3rd July 2008, 08:08 PM #2
If IT techie women ruled the world, then this is how it would be:
HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE USING YOUR COMPUTER
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2 Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete housework permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. All done. Feel better?
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