ICE in melting SHOCKA!!

Our exclusive report from the North Pole brings you these pictures.

The disappearance of the Arctic sea ice, making it possible to reach the Pole sailing in a boat through open water!! Scientists say the ice at 90 degrees north may well have melted!!

"We are looking at a nationwide trend of crisis proportions," said Clyde Simms, director of the USDCA's potables division and Clinton-appointed Beverage Czar. "If the current rate of melting continues, we may face a situation in which Americans are not assured the option of having an ice-cold beverage in their hands at any given moment."

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