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    Mummy and Daddy bear have a baby but it has no hair, so they called it Fred.

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    Quote Originally Posted by witch View Post
    " oh no", said an atom, "I've lost an electron!"
    his friend said.... "are you positive?"
    Was his friend's name Ion... ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by antoeknee View Post
    Probably going to regret this but, this one escapes me. Also escapes a couple of other people I've shown it to as well.

    Probably really obvious once its explained.

    Heres hoping I don't feel real stupid in a few minutes.
    i have no idea either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattx View Post
    Bit of string walks into a bar.
    'pint of larger please barman'
    ' Sorry, we don't serve bits of string...'
    Next day the same piece of string walks into the same bar...
    'pint of larger please barman'
    'I told you yesterday, we don't serve bits of string'
    Bit of string a bit pi55ed off now - so he changes his appearence. He ties himself into a knot and cuts himself a bit...
    Again he walks into the bar....
    'Pint of larger please barman'
    'Are you a piece of string ? ' Asked the barman
    'Nope, I'm afraid not' came the reply.
    wtf?!?! lol

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    what do you feel like when you've just been run over?????








    TYRED!!!!! badooom dush

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    What does a hispanic fireman name his kids?

    Hose A and Hose B

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