I give thanks to one of our English teachers for reminding me of this one:
A man walks into a bar and says I would like a double entendre.
So the barmaid, obligingly, gives him one.
More to follow? [Depends on response]
Last edited by DaveP; 18th June 2008 at 10:12 PM. Reason: Correct spelling mistake in thread title/name
One of our science teachers favourite:
2 atoms walking down the road
One stops checks his pockets and says " I think I've lost an electron"
The other says, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive"
I can't remember any more 'double entendre' type jokes and the teacher who jogged my memory about the first one posted is on holiday. So to change the direction of this thread, slightly, here are some selected oxymora starting with the best I have heard in some time:
Military intelligence [surely everyone's favourite?]
Include me out [I find that one very annoying]
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