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    Old But I Laughed At It Anyway

    I give thanks to one of our English teachers for reminding me of this one:

    A man walks into a bar and says I would like a double entendre.

    So the barmaid, obligingly, gives him one.

    More to follow? [Depends on response]
    Last edited by DaveP; 18th June 2008 at 10:12 PM. Reason: Correct spelling mistake in thread title/name

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveP View Post
    More to follow?
    Well I liked it... Kind of cheesy but clever at the same time...

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    Ooer matron!

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    One of our science teachers favourite:

    2 atoms walking down the road

    One stops checks his pockets and says " I think I've lost an electron"

    The other says, "Are you sure?"

    "Yes, I'm positive"

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    I can't remember any more 'double entendre' type jokes and the teacher who jogged my memory about the first one posted is on holiday. So to change the direction of this thread, slightly, here are some selected oxymora starting with the best I have heard in some time:

    Microsoft Works

    Pretty ugly
    Terribly pleased
    Military intelligence [surely everyone's favourite?]
    Almost exactly
    Include me out [I find that one very annoying]
    Least favourite
    Unbiased Opinion
    Suicide Victim
    Relaxation Exercise
    Pure Evil

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveP View Post
    here are some selected oxymora
    Bomb disposal expert. I mean, what's the alternative - bomb disposal amateur?

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