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    APPLE TO FOOL PUBLIC FOR 207th TIME


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    "By that time heíll be using a phone that wonít be in the shops until 2038. But youíll keep handing your money over every time because itís got a fruit on the back. Dicks."
    ROFL!!

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    Actually, what an awesome site.

    I just roffled and dribbled a bit (no idea) at this story: The Daily Mash - 'LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS F*CKING RAT' SAY ZOOLOGISTS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    Actually, what an awesome site.

    I just roffled and dribbled a bit (no idea) at this story: The Daily Mash - 'LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS F*CKING RAT' SAY ZOOLOGISTS
    "Dave tried to give it a fruit pastille but it wasn't interested."

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    The Mash is great

    "Tom Logan, a speed-dater from Dagenham said: "Of course you're a feminist, love. Good for you. Now let’s go outside and you can suck my ding-dong."



    The Daily Mash - SEX AND THE CITY 'TOTALLY EMPOWERING', SAYS MANKY SLAPPER



    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/b...w-20080429910/
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    I've never come across Mash before, but I'm now an avid reader!!

    I especially loved The Daily Mash - CHILDREN TOLD TO SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE F*CK UP FOR 18 YEARS and couldn't agree more with it!!!

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    Last edited by cookie_monster; 13th June 2008 at 01:35 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daily Mash
    Meanwhile a telegram to the couple from former Manchester United star Eric Cantona read: "When the vultures follow the buffalo they hope to feast on its entrails for many days. Your souls are dead. I hope you both drown in your own vulgar, wretched vomit. Have a special day."
    ROFL!

    Best.
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    The Mash is a great site. How do they get away with some of the stuff sometimes?!

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