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    HOW TO STOP SOMEONE CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE

    A woman sitting in a Junee bar suddenly began to cough.
    After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and
    two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at her.
    Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey
    The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.
    Kin ya breathe?" asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!!
    With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked
    down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her butt.
    This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction
    flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
    Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
    Bazza said in admiration "Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody Hind
    Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it."

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    very cool :P

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    lmao! thats ace!

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    hehe very nice the simple ones are always good



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