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    stories with a moral at the end

    A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment:
    To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of
    it.

    The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
    stories.

    Ashley said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg
    laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front
    seat
    of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got
    broken.

    'What's the moral of that story?' asked the
    teacher.

    'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!'

    'Very good,'
    said the teacher.

    Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, 'Our family
    are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a
    dozen eggs,
    but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral
    to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're
    hatched'.'

    'That was a fine story Sarah.'

    Michael, do you have a
    story to share?'

    'Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon.
    Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got
    hit.
    She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle
    of whisky, a machine gun and a machete.

    She drank the whiskey on the way
    down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy
    troops.

    She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran
    out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the
    blade
    broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare
    hands.'

    'Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher, 'what kind of moral
    did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?'

    'Stay the f**k away
    from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking.'

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    Very good, brightened up a rubbish Monday.

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    Ah sorry to hear you are having a bad day

    Hope Tuesday will be better!

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