Jokes/Interweb Things Thread, stories with a moral at the end in Fun Stuff; A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment:
To get their parent to tell them a story ...
2nd June 2008, 03:28 PM #1
stories with a moral at the end
A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment:
To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
Ashley said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg
laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front
of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got
'What's the moral of that story?' asked the
'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!'
said the teacher.
Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, 'Our family
are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a
but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral
to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're
'That was a fine story Sarah.'
Michael, do you have a
story to share?'
'Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon.
Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got
She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle
of whisky, a machine gun and a machete.
She drank the whiskey on the way
down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy
She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran
out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the
broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare
'Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher, 'what kind of moral
did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?'
'Stay the f**k away
from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking.'
2nd June 2008, 03:31 PM #2
Very good, brightened up a rubbish Monday.
2nd June 2008, 03:37 PM #3
Ah sorry to hear you are having a bad day
Hope Tuesday will be better!
2nd June 2008, 03:47 PM #4
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