[Joke] stories with a moral at the end

[Shane]

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment:
To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of
it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
stories.

Ashley said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg
laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front
seat
of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got
broken.

'What's the moral of that story?' asked the
teacher.

'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!'

'Very good,'
said the teacher.

Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, 'Our family
are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a
dozen eggs,
but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral
to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're
hatched'.'

'That was a fine story Sarah.'

Michael, do you have a
story to share?'

'Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon.
Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got
hit.
She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle
of whisky, a machine gun and a machete.

She drank the whiskey on the way
down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy
troops.

She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran
out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the
blade
broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare
hands.'

'Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher, 'what kind of moral
did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?'

'Stay the f**k away
from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking.'

[reggiep]

Very good, brightened up a rubbish Monday.

[Shane]

Ah sorry to hear you are having a bad day

Hope Tuesday will be better!

[Ryan]

lol, brilliant